I'm a husband. And a dad. I'm making a Hulk quilt for my daughter. My wife gives the best massages and I'm not just saying that. I once jumped off a bridge because my friend did so hypotheticals mean nothing to me.
  • Really thought we were going to get hit with a tornado on the way home last week.

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      I miss the Midwest sometimes. I love storms.
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