I'm a husband. And a dad. I'm making a Hulk quilt for my daughter. My wife gives the best massages and I'm not just saying that. I once jumped off a bridge because my friend did so hypotheticals mean nothing to me.
  • What’s that now? You say people in urban areas without yards used to put their babies in exterior cages? Show me proof, you say!

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    1. angrylittledad reblogged this from byturns and added:
      It’s just a smaller pack n’ play, right?
    2. porneaux reblogged this from byturns
    3. knuckleheaded1 said: WTF!! But my wtf has NOTHING on the WTF written on this BABY’s face?
    4. byturns posted this